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I’m gonna write Joe Biden/Barack Obama fanfiction and it’s going to be called forBiden love
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my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet
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what if mario didnt have a mustache
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me, bro.
I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.
